May 2013
chronicallylate:
“dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home”
“how cute?”
gabilliamqueen:
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
jjlj13:
laugh-until-you-drop:
thesame5people:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
vivalaausten:
greydelisle:
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
techiejellyfish:
i-will-eviscerate—you:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST...
theyellovvbrickroad:
u know my story not my name
vvorldwideweb:
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
ju5t4n3rd:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on...
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
concentration-lamp:
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I’m too ugly to sext
its ok ill just sext myself
it isnt working
Try sending yourself nudes.
oh crap i accidentally sent them to my mom
consultinghobbitinthetardis:
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
I wonder what’s happening right now over at Hogwarts.
Probably education since Harry doesn’t go there anymore.
…”Turn to page 394”
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
porndirector:
sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking
negaytoros:
what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch
radmarco:
I’m really good at this elevator
I’m already on level 15
theyellowbrickroad:
so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
